Friday, May 2, 2008

It's not oreo filling...



Do you see all the white spots in that picture? I wish I could say it was snow. But it's not. So what is it? It flows through the air light, like feathers. But it's not feathers.



Here's a less saturated area. You might not be able to tell, but it's fluffy, as if it was shed bunny fur. But... it's not bunny fur.



Here's some more, clumped into a ball. It looks similar to cottonwood seeds that float through the air this time of year. But, as I'm sure you've guessed it, it's not cottonwood seeds.



This, is a by-product of global warming. The ice at both the north and south poles are melting. So the inhabitant's of the colder climates have to find a way to cool off. That's right, that white fluff, is Santa's back hair. Mrs. Claus shaved it off her husband so he wouldn't sweat so much this summer. For the love of god people, please start recycling, this stuff is all around town...

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I am so sick of this white stuff. I also feel sad for Mrs Claus, I know she didn't want to shave his back. She told me she likes running her hands through his back hair while he is on top.....

Pagan Lizard said...

honestly, part of the problem was that santa was so mad because china and japan fell behind on their contract for the high end electronics that he pulled some of the backhair out on his own. mrs. claus isn't to blame for all of this.