Thursday, May 8, 2008

Blad Dream

I once had a dream where I was house hunting. (But my house hunting gun was out being cleaned, so it was a visual hunt only.) Mr. J and I were being given a tour of this one HUGE house with fountains and canals in the hallway. It had seventeen bedrooms, twelve bathrooms and a skylight on all six of the fours. Every time we were done with one room, there was another room to be explored. It was furnished with oriental screens, and Egyptian chaise lounges. It looked like a house from a silent movie. Except there was a toilet in every room. Every room. Sometimes even more than one toilet. Whatever silent movie star had lived there before must have had a bladder problem. And since you never know what the future would have in store for our bladders, we made an offer on the place.

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