Monday, October 27, 2008

The American Nightmare

This morning, I awoke to a pussy in my face.

No, a hot lesbian did not break into my apartment and try to molest me.

Also, an ugly lesbian did not break into my apartment and try to molest me.

My cat, Vixen, slept on my head last night. Not only did this give me the worst stiff neck this morning, and aggravate my allergies to the extreme, but it gave me the strangest dream. I dreamt that she had hacked into my myspace account and was sending everyone on my friends list pro-McCain e-mails.

I can't believe I let a Republican sit on my face. I feel so used....

2 comments:

a smiley face said...

Sorry to hear about your shock. I thought this post was rather appropriately titled.. for we humans tend to read the meanings we want to see into things. I, for one, will be soooo glad when all this election nonsense is over and done with.
p.s. the papers over here in Europe have already got "America will vote for Obama" on the front page. If that's any assurance for ya ;)

Kat said...

Um. You are funny. Woah.

Also, I'm very sorry about your cat being a republican.