Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Don't put these on your resume.

Things I have said in the past 24 hours that made sense at the time:

If I were a monkey, I'd throw poo at you.

Hooray for herpes!

Ex-Circus Performer Seeking Desk Job - can type 128 wpm with toes!

You did not write "The Stinky Cheese Man."

1 comment:

Pagan Lizard said...

*sniff* i miss being part of these type of conversations. i can only imagine the discussions which led to these comments... lol.