Sunday, September 28, 2008

Why I'm not allowed in the kitchen anymore.

I made Mr. J some biscuits this morning for breakfast.

He asked why they were blue. I told them they'd just been told their wives had died in a horrible plane crash, while on their way to sleep with Tom Jones because their biscuits husbands had never been able to satisfy their needs as women biscuits.

Mr. J asked, "no seriously, why are they blue?" I told him I thought the milk may have been bad. He responded "No duh!" and refuses to eat them. I don't know why, blue's his favorite color.

Relax, I just added blue food coloring.

I don't know why these cookies are blue though... I didn't add blue food coloring to them...


Mr. J said...

Blue food coloring my ass, is that why I have been sick the last 3 days? I called the cops to look into this for me. (you can see the cop in the cookie picture) She will find out the truth.

a smiley face said...

Like they said on Bridget Jones, I don't think there's enough blue food in the world. Your blue bikkies rock and so do you!