Sunday, April 20, 2008

Mutant Sex!

I had a dream last night where I was a mutant, like in X-Men. I could heal myself instantly like Wolverine. (But I didn't have claws, and none of the X-Men were in my dream, they're just a good reference.) I got shot, cut, hurt in many ways. And I healed almost instantly. The only thing that really sucked, was that everytime I had sex, I was a virgin again.

I say, "Owie."

Mr. J says, "Awesome!"

Boys..... sheesh.


Pagan Lizard said...

the main thing is, did you remember how to have sex or was it a TOTAL virgin again because if you forgot what to do, mr. j might not be so excited about that.

Anonymous said...

I love you so much, my litle mutant. YAY for sex