Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Look at what came in the mail today!

A big package came in the mail today. It had my name on it! (Which I censored, because I don't want anyone stalking me...)

What could be inside?

That’s a lot of stamps.

But they were still twelve cents short.

The tool I shall use to open it.

How to use the tool.

Think they used enough tape?!

First flap down.

And inside… another box?!

Two boxes!

Mr. J was so excited he had to turn on his Playstation, the anticipation was too much.

Opening the big box

Which says it’s lots of eggs.

Funny way to package eggs…

A shoe?

Oh Snap! Spice Girls Dolls!

And what’s in the second box?

Spice World – a recorded copy? How cheap!

The Video Collection Volume 1 – sadly there was only one volume

And… an even smaller box?

It appears to have French soap inside...

What’s this? Melanie B.'s jacket... and...

Mini Spice Girls Dolls!

Spice Girls Stickers! (and a pair of sunglasses that don’t fit with anything...)

Headsets for the dolls!

And Geri’s infamous nudie pictures (taken pre-Spice Girl fame)

Melanie B.'s leg came off while I was wiping the dust off the dolls. I never knew she wore a prostethic leg. You'd never figure from how good she dances.
You may be wondering what I'm going to be doing with the dolls. Oh my pets (that's you), I have much in store for them. Keep coming back, and you will see!


Pagan Lizard said...

Mr. J doesn't deal with anticipation well does he? Too much and he just has to focus on something else or his brain will melt... I never knew Mel B wore a prosthetic! Shocking things you find out after their fame is through.

Suicidal Jane said...

Hold your tongue Scorpion Woman! Their fame is NOT over. And never will be, in the hearts of their loyal fans.