Saturday, December 27, 2008

We found them on sale at the Castle.

I have always firmly believed that Christmas is a hell lot more fun when you're a kid. Or when you have a kid/kids. The look on their faces when they see the presents on Christmas morning, while opening their presents, playing with new toys, it's cute, it's sweet, it's wonderful, it's what baby Jebus would want. (Jesus would be damn pissed, but his twin Jebus says it's kosher.) However, if you don't have any kids, and you can't find any worth stealing, there is a way to bring that Christmas magic back into your holiday. 

Put a dildo in in every one's stocking. Let 'em know Santa's really happy they've been good all year round. The joy your friends and family will have playing with new toys will be talked about for years to come.

Monkey Lord even drew a face on his! 


And don't forget the lube/vagisil either.

4 comments:

The Loss Adjuster said...

You weren't kidding about the number of sex shops in Albuquerque, were you?

Suicidal Jane said...

I never kid about sex shops. I have at least three within walking distance of my apartment. And I live in a really good neighborhood.

GabberYuki said...

ogenki desuka jane!

Suicidal Jane said...

Okagesama de, ogenki desuka Yuki?