Friday, December 19, 2008

Dinner with my parents

Over dinner, Mr J's icyhot story was shared. Not to be shown up, Nameless Dad had a story of his own to share. 

Once, having sex with Opera Mom, he reached to the dresser for some lube to "add sensual sensation". Instead, he grabbed Vagisil, a vagina itch reliever, that relieves by numbing the skin it comes in contact with. Thus was born the best blue balls story ever told in the history of my family.

Of course, it's the only blue balls story my father has ever told us, as most stories of him porking my mom tend to send Radio Active Slog into epileptic fits, but this one was too funny not to share.

5 comments:

The Loss Adjuster said...

Oh, my...

Suicidal Jane said...

That's what everyone else has said so far too...

Nameless Cynic said...

Let me tell you just how bad it can get. You know how they sell stuff with names like "Sta-Hard," for folks who... well, who tend to be in a little bit of a hurry? Yeah, I've never had that problem.

So you know how the disclaimer on Viagra ads tells you to seek medical attention if it lasts more than 4 hours?

... yeah...

Nameless Cynic said...

Let me tell you just how bad it can get. You know how they sell stuff with names like "Sta-Hard," for folks who... well, who tend to be in a little bit of a hurry? Yeah, I've never had that problem.

So you know how the disclaimer on Viagra ads tells you to seek medical attention if it lasts more than 4 hours?

... yeah...

Nameless Cynic said...

Hey! There's an echo in here!