Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Mr. J is getting over his surgery that wasn't curing the mono that he doesn't have.

To anyone following the saga of Mr. J and his cyst under the tongue named Karl, I just want to let you know that he's doing fine. Surgery was performed without too many surprises, the surgeon was shocked to find the infamous Listerfiend mouth troll back there, but dealt with the issue accordingly. He's just begun to eat solid food, and talks with the same speech impediment as Ozzy Osbourne, so he's happy with his new found level of cool. He's refusing to take his vicodin, and as you know I hate to see good medication go to waste, so I'm taking it. Happy New Year everybody!

I promised Mr. J I wouldn't take any pictures of him while he was recovering.... I lied.

1 comment:

Nameless Cynic said...

"Mr. J and his cyst under the tongue named Karl"

OK, is the cyst named Karl, or is it the tongue that sports the oddly Germanic name?

Why "Karl"? That's a strangely Aryan spelling of the perfectly ordinary name of "Carl." I mean, really, does Mr J have to have a Socialist Party cyst?

Or is it his tongue that seems to have an odd affinity for bratwurst and lager?

Is it the cyst or the tongue that feels that the final solution for the "Jewish problem" involves barbed wire, machine guns, and rooms where they deal with the "louse infestation"?

Inquiring minds want to know...