Thursday, March 27, 2008

Public Service Announcement

Soylent Green, is people. It took some of us years to accept it. But can mankind ever accept the next layer of lies debunked?
If you can, here it is:


FLAVORED WATER IS JUST CLEAR JUICE!



It tastes like fruit. The most popular brands aren't even made from fruit, and have sugar, sucrose, or high fructose corn syrup added. Flavored water is healthier than soda. Because juice is healthier than soda!

2 comments:

Pagan Lizard said...

flavored water is juice. nice. it does fall under doctors orders of CLEAR liquids though. it may just be clear juice but it sure tastes good.

Suicidal Jane said...

I just hate false advertising...