Thursday, March 13, 2008

Bump?

Nicole Kidman & Keith Urban
Cate Blanchett
Jessica Alba & Cash Warren
Jamie Lynn Spears
Michelle Branch
Gwen Stefani & Gavin Rossdale
Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt
and even Lisa Marie Presley!

What is this list of people? Are they people you're sick of hearing about? Well, that may be true, but there's something else they all have in common. They are all expecting tiny fleshy squishy additions to their families. They're all having babies. Well, some of them have only been rumored to be in that state. I would like to add someone to the rumor list. My brother. It has been whispered into my ear, that his girlfriend might be sporting a baby bump of her own! So please, someone, call the papparazzi! I need pictures to confirm these rumors! Am I going to be an aunt?

1 comment:

Pagan Lizard said...

we'll get the goods. we'llgo ninja to the third floor next week and see if we can scope it out. i'll make julio go with us as a guide because it's a strage world over there. we'll safari around and see if we can discern a baby bump.