Thursday, April 22, 2010

I'm FDA approved!!!

Y'all, I've got news! After years of experiments, I have found the cure to "Rage" (the highly contagious virus that infected a large portion of Great Britain. Anyone infected took on severe zombie-like, cannibal symptoms). And after even more years of testing by the FDA, I am proud to announce that it can now be bought, over the counter, in single serving juice boxes. 
They're berry flavored.
And recyclable!!!
I suggest you stock up. Just in case.

1 comment:

Pagan Lizard said...

does this come in sugar free because i won't be able to have it if it doesn't...