Sunday, September 6, 2009

Public Service Announcement

Taken from the Suicidal Jane Best Of Archive:


Soylent Green, is people. It took some of us years to accept it. But can mankind ever accept the next layer of lies debunked?
If you can, here it is:


FLAVORED WATER IS JUST CLEAR JUICE!



It tastes like fruit. The most popular brands aren't even made from fruit, and have sugar, sucrose, or high fructose corn syrup added. Flavored water is healthier than soda. Because juice is healthier than soda!

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