Friday, July 20, 2012

Only the good die at Batman screenings

Let me start by saying that what happened in Aurora, Colorado was horrifying. My heart aches for everyone involved.

I have to say, however, how good do the people with bad taste in movies feel right now?

Couldn't wait to see "The Raven"? You like terrible movies, and are not in danger of getting shot.

You may also be thrilled to know, that when you buy your opening night tickets to see the Three Stooges remake, your changes of survival are extremely positive.

Just make sure you have someone else drive you there and back. I really don't want you behind the wheel of any type of vehicle.

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