Monday, June 1, 2009

Let's make a baby!!!

Just an hour ago, I told Mr J that I want to have a baby. This is something we've talked about before. I think every couple has had the "Should we have kids someday?" conversation. Every other time we've talked about it, I've said "No way." And he's said, "Just think about it, okay?"

Not this time. This time I said, "Let's have a baby!"

He said, "Huh? What started this line of thought?"

I said, "Because I'm sick of going to work, I want to be a stay-at-home mom!"

He said, "........ uh....."

I said, "Plus, I hate these monthly cramps. I can't wait for the 9 month relief."

He said, "No way. You're just delusional from all the Midol you've been taking."

Yes, yes I am delusional. More chocolate please!


The Loss Adjuster said...

Have a girl so you can name her "Joker's Daughter!"

Suicidal Jane said...

Well, I would have a 50/50 chance of getting a girl...

Pagan Lizard said...

and if you get one you don't like, send it up here.

Nameless Cynic said...

1. Go with "Harley Quinn" - "Joker's Daughter" was the proto-version from the '70s (or a crappy Costas/Danger Mouse teamup)

2. 51% female, actually.

3. Gotta say, having a baby to avoid working is something like stabbing yourself to avoid bleeding. (Trust me on this one...)