Sunday, July 20, 2008

Curing the emo with a yellow flower.

Ever been sad or depressed for absolutely no reason? Whether your life is great or horrible, you're in the dumps for no reason. This is what I define as Emo. And while experts agree that if you're feeling this way often, you should seek psychological help immediately, I understand that that's not always possible. So I would like to offer up a temporary solution.

Indian food. I don't know if it's the incense in the air, the spices in the curry, or the fantastic clothes on the hostess, but I can not be sad after a good meal of Indian food. (I think it's the saffron, an anti-depressant that also helps calms cramps!) Sure, most people like to gorge themselves on chocolate when feeling the blues. But that just makes me feel fat and sad. So next time you think you're about to don the mask of superhero Emo-Boy (see picture above), try some Indian food.

I'm just mad about saffron. And saffron's mad about me. Oh, I'm just mad about saffron, and she's just mad about me. They call me mellow yellow.....

3 comments:

Unknown said...

hey now, i thought we got rid of all the emo-ness when i got rid of the tumor??

i don't want any emo around any longer...

indian food sounds so good!! i could go for some right about now...

Unknown said...

Please, please, puh-lease, tell me I can find good indian food up in Denver. If I can't, I may not move.

Unknown said...

give me a little time to look into it. i've spied a few places that look good but haven't tried them yet. as soon as i can, i'll make darryl start going with me and trying places... wait, i'm sure he'll be able to tell me what's a good place and what isn't...