The Universe looked me square in the eye and said "Fuck you Suicidal Jane"

Today sucked. No specific reasons, just all around, mopey-ucky-suck-i-ness. Then I discovered that the universe was just making me pay for a blessing it was about give me, because I'd open my e-mail and saw this:

I realized that it's in the UK... and I am not. Fuck you too Universe, fuck you too.