Oh my GOD!

In my free time, when in a crafting mood, I knit, crochet, make yoda ears, etc. 

Mr. J makes........

I think I just got propositioned on Facebook, by a man who lives in Turkey.


He told me "humidity waiting for you I want you". I have no idea that what means.


Be honest. Y'all would tell me if I look like a Turkish prostitute........ right?

Conversations overheard

Mr J: "Did you hear? Corey Haim died!"

Jane: "Yeah, I heard."

Mr J: "When did you hear? I only just found out."

Jane: "About a month ago, you know, when he died."

Mr J: "He died a month ago?!"

Jane: "Yeah...."

Mr J: ".........Which one was he again?"

Jane: "Uh... the one who wasn't Corey Feldman?"

Mr J: "............................. Thanks."

I suspect he was being sarcastic.