Raisin Herpes

Some kids broke into my car this weekend. I assume they were children because while they took nothing, they went through everything.
Also, they left an opened snack box of raisins.
And a bag filled with the smashed bits of what once was the cookie bit of an Oreo. None of the Oreo's white stuff.


I hope they get herpes.

You might think, herpes? Isn't that a little harsh? They violated me, with the WORST part of the Oreo, and raisins. Raisins are the herpes of the snack world. Everyone know's that. You never think you're going to get them, until you do. You can never get rid of them, because your mom won't let you throw them away, and she tells you to just eat them because they're good for you.