Text conversation I had with a friend (who will go unnamed, as she has kids who would be horribly embarrassed)
Jane: Is it a bad sign when your doctor prescribes you a medication only stocked by a pharmacy in the non-English speaking side of town?
Friend: What?!
Jane: I think I'm taking meds made out of donkey sperm.
Friend: Oh my god! Hahahahahahaha! I almost peed myself, that was so funny.
Jane: Good, I've been trying to make you pee yourself for years. Someday. It'll happen someday. I'm hoping it'll be because I made you laugh that hard. But it could be fear related. You never know, and I don't want to commit myself to a plan.
Friend: Gotcha.
Jane: The pharmacist just came out to tell me that my handwriting is amazing. Apparently his hobby is analyzing handwriting, and mine shows that I am quite the artist.
Friend: Do not take those donkey pills.
Jane: But they were prescribed. By a Doctor. I can't not take them when a doctor told me to. Even if they are just capsules filled with donkey semen.
Friend: Find a new doctor.
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