Facebook won't let me throw me syphilis at people, I have to settle for sheep.

This year just keeps sucking more and more. And as the vaccumm continues, I keep reminding myself that there are great things in my life. Family, friends, friends I consider family, readers, caponies...

However, if through some freak accident they all went away, I think I would become a super sexy, super evil villain. Since I would be so villainous, I'd use my super sexy and evil-ness to spread syphilis to every hot man and hot woman alive.

Mr J just told me that was hot, and that he'd totally let me give him syphilis. I think he misses the point.