Not this time. This time I said, "Let's have a baby!"
He said, "Huh? What started this line of thought?"
I said, "Because I'm sick of going to work, I want to be a stay-at-home mom!"
He said, "........ uh....."
I said, "Plus, I hate these monthly cramps. I can't wait for the 9 month relief."
He said, "No way. You're just delusional from all the Midol you've been taking."
Yes, yes I am delusional. More chocolate please!
4 comments:
Have a girl so you can name her "Joker's Daughter!"
Well, I would have a 50/50 chance of getting a girl...
and if you get one you don't like, send it up here.
1. Go with "Harley Quinn" - "Joker's Daughter" was the proto-version from the '70s (or a crappy Costas/Danger Mouse teamup)
/geek
2. 51% female, actually.
3. Gotta say, having a baby to avoid working is something like stabbing yourself to avoid bleeding. (Trust me on this one...)
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