Austrians are from Austria.
Indians are from India.
Baconians are from Baconia.
For years, possibly an entire decade, my twin brother, RadioActiveSlog had a problem with Canada. It wasn't the cheap medication, or the lower drinking age, those are awesome. He just couldn't get over the fact that people from Canada are referred to as Canadians. Shouldn't the country be named Canadia? Or the people be Canadans? That was his augment.
No punch line to this punch. Just a bitter, unsatisfied taste in your mouth. Sorry, I'll try better next time.
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GET OUT OF MY HEAD! And I even posed this question to a Canadian friend some years ago, and they were NOT amused.
But I like it in your head. It's all warm and squishy. Like a microwaved burrito, but without the indigestion.
"Shouldn't the country be named Canadia? Or the people be Canadans? That was his augment."
So, it's like breast augmentation? (For your brother? Ew...)
He always wanted to be augmented. Maybe all those pushups are... ew... it's getting worse...
Would someone invent a spellcheck that lets me know when I make idiot slip ups like this? One that would taser me for each mistake, that'd be nice.
Thanks Dad... for showing me that I'm only human. Please feel free to show that to Don Tolman too.
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